A friend of mine bought new contact lenses at Sears the other day, and she was asking the girl at the counter when the lenses would be ready...
The girl: about four weeks
My friend: four weeks? But I'm traveling in two weeks! Can't you do something about this?
The girl: oh cool!! Where are you going?
My friend: I'm going to visit some friends in Cairo
The girl: oh that's the capital of India.. right??
My friend: what??
The girl: it's not the capital? *calls out to her friend* hey.. what's the capital of India?
The other girl: I dunno..
My friend: New Delhi
The girl: no it's not new Delhi.. I'm sure of that
My friend: Cairo is the capital of Egypt..
The girl: oh! *silence*... Ok, I'll see if I can have your contacts ready by then...
Way to go Canadian Schools!!